In lieu of thoughtful commentary explaining why I think the trailer for STAR TREK BEYOND is a flaming shit heap, here are some snarky tweets.
We all owe Scott Bakula a HUGE apology. #StarTrekBeyond
— Barnabas Collins Jr. (@CousinBarnabas) December 14, 2015
If you ask nicely, #StarTrekBeyond will show you its Hoobastank tattoo.
— Barnabas Collins Jr. (@CousinBarnabas) December 14, 2015
The trailer for #StarTrekBeyond looks like a Doritos commercial from the '90s.
— Barnabas Collins Jr. (@CousinBarnabas) December 14, 2015
#StarTrekBeyond looks like the kind of movie that has its own brand of energy drink.
— Barnabas Collins Jr. (@CousinBarnabas) December 14, 2015
I might have to downgrade my relationship with the Beastie Boys after watching the trailer for #StarTrekBeyond
— Barnabas Collins Jr. (@CousinBarnabas) December 14, 2015
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